First of all, our old bed sat so low to the floor (that was because I am close to the floor at 5' 3" and shrinking) I could sit on the edge of the bed and touch my fingers to the floor to do my exercises.
Shari warned me the new bed would be a "little taller". Well, her "little taller" appears to have meant like a midget on steroids. I have to "hike" myself up into this new bed and with my body that is no easy chore.
Oh, and did I tell you, this new bed has a remote control? Jim and I were telling a lady at church about the new bed and my problems with the remote control and she suggested I turn over my remote control to Jim. I'm afraid I yelled out loud in church and said: "Turn that remote control over to Jim? You have to be kidding. For 55 years I have been fighting him over the remote control to the TV. He's one of those people who simply cannot leave the remote control alone. He flips and flips from station to station until I'm flipping, too--flipping out that is!"
Jim tried to explain the remote control to the bed to me. The problem is that the light on the remote control only stays on for a few seconds, so if you are in the middle of searching for a setting and the light goes out you are pushing buttons in the dark.
Jim said, "Now, this one says 'flat' and that lays you way down.'
Yes, it does. "Flat" means flatter than a pancake. There is one that says "RC" which means it sits you up something like a recliner. Since I have slept in a recliner for years, this suits me pretty well.
There are 3 different vibrator buttons and all of them are good! I felt like I was falling off a mountain the other night when I tried to get out of bed from the reclining position.
Jim suggested I lower the bed to "flat" position before getting out from now on.
All of this adjusting to our new bed just tells me how accurate that old saying is. You know the one I mean--the one that says "you can't teach an old dog (or in this case--old dogs) a new trick. A vibrating. contortionist, twisting bed. What will they think of next?
At least, it has made our night time excursions something to look forward to!
NOT!